What should you not say to a Scotsman?

15 Things You Should Never Say to a Scottish PersonIrn Bru? No thank you! Of course Nessie doesnt exist! Oh, you live in Inverness, do you know my friend Craig? It always rains in Scotland, right? Freeeeedom! You Scots are all tight-fisted and miserly. Is this money real? What do you wear under your kilt?More items

What words do Scottish people say differently?

19 Things Only Scottish People SayDinnae fash yersel. Tap to play or pause GIF. Scratcher Tap to play or pause GIF. Haud your wheest. Tap to play or pause GIF. Messages Tap to play or pause GIF. Flittin Tap to play or pause GIF. Doin ma dinger. Tap to play or pause GIF. Dreich CrabbitMore items •10 Feb 2015

What does FTW mean in Scotland?

22. Teuchter. Teuchter is a general term used by Glaswegian people to refer to Scottish people who dont share their accent; most widely in reference to those from the Highlands and northern areas.